Eldon Garnet
Reading Brooke Shields:
The Garden of Failure
| On the screen, a blond
woman is sucking a penis. Moaning. Lisa is leaning back against
the screen, crackling electric static, wrapping her body
up against it. Moaning. Is there no escape from the image? |
In Reading Brooke Shields artist,
novelist, and ex-underground impresario Eldon Garnet becomes
an overweight failed cultural critic roused from fifteen
years of inertia by the opportunity to interview Brooke Shields.
To Garnet's narrator, Brooke Shields is the greatest living
exemplar of the self-reflecting emptiness of contemporary
fame. He both loves and hates her. In this deviously witty
parable, Garnet proves that fame, however fabricated and
illusory, is part of our culture's life force that cannot
be denied.
We watch as Brooke admires a butterfly on a
leaf, carefully holding it on her outstretched
finger before it flies away. She dives naked into
the crystal clear water of what must be the Blue
Lagoon, swims. Tropical birds. Standing in shallow
water, her expression, one of peaceful contentment,
suddenly changes to worry: looking down into the
water, a dissipating red stain: raising blood stained
hands to her face. Those pouting large lips, her
full open mouth twisted, screaming, 'Oh Richard,
Help'. |
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